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Today my boys achieved an honorable status in the are you TRYING to make your mother crazy category???. The accomplishments are as follows:

1. Bicep bite from one brother to the other leaving a raspberry. Holy serious ouch.

2. Paper shoved up the nose during "naptime". No, it this isn't the first time this has happened. And no I can not get it out. I can't even see it anymore. Do I just wait for it to smell or something? Sweet.

3. Potty training leads to pee under the basement stairs. This kid was just on the potty 10 minutes before the incident. I guess it is sort of one step up from the days of peeing in the sump pump drain in the basement. mmmm, boys.

The scariest thing of all... it really doesn't make me crazy. Which makes me fear I must already be crazy or else I would realize this should make me crazy. It is a darn good thing these two are so freaking adorable, it must be helping. Somehow.